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| HEY GUYS
Posted by mojomasta on April 23, 2005 11:32 AM |
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just fyi. we're not here anymore. we're at
ENJOY!
also feel free to read my real blog at kyledurepos.com
Sorry for the lack of updates, and THANKS FOR READING PWNED.
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER. Update your bookmarks, this place is leaving soon.
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| HEY GUYS
Posted by mojomasta on April 23, 2005 11:31 AM |
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just fyi. we're not here anymore. we're at
ENJOY!
also feel free to read my real blog at kyledurepos.com
Sorry for the lack of updates, and THANKS FOR READING PWNED.
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER. Update your bookmarks, this place is leaving soon.
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| Migrated hosts, and forums
Posted by mojomasta on February 28, 2004 09:33 AM |
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Hey guys. Things have been hella slow lately around here. Please forgive me, I've migrated to www.genericwebost.com in the past few days. I'm definatly enjoying their services so far. I'd suggest them to anybody.
On another note, the forums are up and running here, so feel free to sign up and join in on the fun.
I'm not dead yet, and I'm not gonna give up any time soon either.
Peace.
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| Today's cartoons suck 1
Posted by mojomasta on February 13, 2004 09:31 AM |
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 Tell me.
When did cartoons start sucking?
Scratch that, when did kids shows in general
start sucking? Seriously. I remember back when I was growing up, there were
quite a few worthy tv shows that not only encouraged heterosexuality, but spawned
damn good action figures too. Things seemed to be a whole lot less of a marketing
gimmick, it was almost as if the producers CARED about the content on saturday
mornings. Christ. If you have kids, please tell me you feel the same way. What's
the rage now? YU-GI-OH or something? What about the commertials. Fuck. Okay
maybe they were a bit leniant towards false advertising, but jesus christ. Kung
Fu Grip?!!? SOLD!! Full action machine gun?!?! FUCK YES. What do today's toys
have? "Now with electronic friendship action!". Cartoons are slowly
turning america GAY.
Read on.
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| LOVE AND WAR
Posted by mojomasta on February 12, 2004 02:54 PM |
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Recently, as some of you may seen, Pwned has been having somewhat of a showdown
with a rival site (www.fulldepoil.com).
The owner of this site recently made a flash animation in response to mine (see
it here). Now, I'm not quite one to critique (hey, I suck at flash too, see
my previous animations for proof), but one thing I can take pride in, is a semi-decent
design (You're looking at it), and some semi-funny, original content. I don't
need to plea for ideas like he does on his site (Basically, he's asking people
to give him something CRAZY to do, and he'll film it, and upload it. Personally,
I doubt his ability to compress video to anything web friendly, but this is not
my point). I understand that in the just under a year that this site has been
in existance, it hasnt been very popular. In checking my access logs, I have received
over 50,000 unique hits tho. In one year. Although they are not only mine: I host
a few friends sites too, this is not bad. This is just me saying thanks to all
of you who repeatedly returned to this godawful site, in hope of a new article.
This is for all of you who left positive, encouraging contents. So, yeah, this
is why i'm convinced that PWNED is going to win this war. Join my army. It's going
to be worth it.
Now, instead of being childish about the entire thing, I'm just going to blow
his ass out of the water with the sheer ammount of quality (or sub par, you
decide) LOL that I can shoot out of my ass. Try and keep up now, kevin!
It's valentines day on saturday guys! What are YOU doing for YOUR loved one?!?!
READ ON TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!
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| THIS MEANS WAR
Posted by mojomasta on February 11, 2004 05:20 PM |
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That fucking homo. That fucking homosexual fucking went ahead and dissed my
site. yeah. IM TALKING ABOUT YOU [SLYMAN]. That ass fucker over at fulldepoil.com
!!
He fucking claims my site has no content! WELL LOOK AT HIS!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
Plus, his design is fucking shit. HE CAN EAT A BAG OF HELL AS FAR AS I CARE!
OOOH! FANCY SHMANCY PHP! SORRY BUDDY, PHP DONT MEAN SHIT IF YOU
CAN'T DO ANYTHING INTERESTING WITH IT!!!
Seriously son. Fucking learn to design a fucking site and GET BACK TO ME
PS: Guys. we arnt being serious. It's all in good nature.
Read on for a lil flash animation I found of him.
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| DMAN
Posted by mojomasta on January 7, 2004 10:12 PM |
OH MY GOD AN UPDATE! yup. Yes it is.
Something I threw together in a couple hours. It's a movie trailer. Credits go to me for voiceover and flash animation. Module made the crappy photoshops of dman. All rights reserved. yadda yadda yadda.
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| 3 months since the last update...
Posted by mojomasta on November 21, 2003 05:25 AM |
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I know. It's fucking sad. This site has fucking DIED. I don't know what the HELL you're doing checking it... That is unless I write something I'm semi proud of in this "article".
Guess what it's going to be about guys!
ME
Thats right. About me. Read on, fags.
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| What the fuck would YOU do for a klondike bar.
Posted by mojomasta on August 2, 2003 12:32 PM |
Yes indeed, bitches, our guest flash animators are back, this time with a parody of the ever popular "What would you do for a klondike bar" commertials. Hope you all enjoy it, thanks to Psycho and D3m0nspwn.
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| MOJO the underacheiver!
Posted by mojomasta on July 31, 2003 01:57 PM |
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I know how much everybody loved my last post. Yup, the one with absolutly nothing
in it. Actually, that was posted during a job interview, to show how something
worked on the internet. Since I know how much everyone is ANTICIPATING a new
article, i'll get the ball rolling again. Having nothing to do this afternoon,
and since im craving a cigarette so much that im temped to scrape my lungs,
roll that gunk in paper towels, and light up, i'll write an article instead!
lucky you!
 What better
idea for an article then laugh at someones misery! And since i'm a nice guy,
i'll make that misery my own. How's this sound: I have no direction in my life.
Yup, you heard it, I'm officially a loser. I've graduated high school, and I
have no idea what to do next. So before this article starts sounding like a
blog entry, on with the funny: what kind of careers could a loser like me land?
Read on to find out!!!
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